My name is Frank. And by Frank I mean Jerry. Welcome to my corner of cyberspace, free from any porn or Nigerian spammers. If you're still reading this, congratulations! You made it farther than my mom did. Some of my blog posts may offend you. Some of my blog posts may cause you to lose faith in humanity. All of them were proof-read by a team of highly trained space monkeys bred for intergalactic travel. They cost me a ton of money.
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