Posts Tagged ‘surgery’

in yo face!!!

Posted: February 6, 2009 in yokes
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A woman in Cleveland recently underwent a groundbreaking new surgery. She was the first person ever in the United States to receive a face transplant. That’s right, a face transplant. New nose, lips, everything. Doctors are pleased with the results and say she’s expected to make a full recovery.

In a related story, the woman is now the new spokesperson for Mrs. Potato Head.

Recently, doctors announced a breakthrough in the field of medicine that allows people who have lost use of their legs to walk again. Isn’t that amazing? Since this is such new procedure, it’s a unbelievably expensive. The people at Crocs said they were willing to pay for 100% of  someone’s medical costs, the catch being that person has to agree to wear Crocs and ONLY Crocs for the rest of their life.

So far there have been no takers.