Posts Tagged ‘economy’

money

They say money can’t buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.”

It’s a sad fact that money makes the world go ’round. If you don’t want to believe so, please stop reading and go back to watching the Little Mermaid. I don’t mean to interrupt. It controls politics, media, and most importantly relationships. (more…)

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baby Recently, a woman in southern California gave birth to octuplets. That’s right. Eight babies at once.

Due to the struggling economy, three of the babies have already filed for unemployment.

bedsbedsbeds

I’m a mattress store owner.

But because of the struggling economy,

I had to shut it down.

So I turned the store into a motel.

Easy transition you know?