A recent study published in the British Medical Journal found over-enthusiastic head-banging may lead to concussions or mild brain injuries.
I thought having brain damage is what makes you wanna head-bang in the first place?
You mean perfectly sane people repeatedly headbutt the air too?
By the way, headbutt is butthead spelled backwards . . . wait, no.
One researcher who attended a recent Jonas Brothers concert was quoted as saying, “If you observe people after the show they clearly look dazed, confused and incoherent, so something must be going on and we wanted to look into it.” Yeah, it’s called drugs. How else do you end up at a Jonas Brothers concert?
Do people even head-bang at their shows? Hm.
What am I talking about, of course not! Because no one even goes to their shows.
I’ve seen bigger crowds at a McCain rally. Wait, the election is long over. Scratch that last one from the record please.