Welcome to my blog.
If you’re reading this page you’ve either been duped by me into doing so or are under the influence of a drug that makes you want to look at random websites. If it’s the latter, please contact your local poison control center . . . but please bookmark this page first!
I will be using this blog to jot down whatever crazy ideas enter my mind from time to time. I’ve made it simply for my amusement. Some of the content is serious and other parts . . . not so much. The line between the two is blurry. Sometimes even I can’t tell which is which.
I’ve noticed people actually visit this “About” page so I’m gonna add a little bit more info to round things out. I’m a dude who enjoys sleep, food, reading, writing, learning, rough-housing with my dog, sports, art, music, friends, sharing, laughing, nature, fixing stuff I have no idea how to fix, poker, meeting people, Scrabble, the smell of old books, staring at clouds, quantum mechanics, drinking gravy, babies in funny costumes, thunderstorms in bed, dreaming, making weird faces, OLD episodes of The Simpsons, getting lost in Wikipedia articles, thinking of ways to get my dog in the news, funny internet pics, GREAT movies, the way the air smells before it rains, fair food, black and white films, challenging strangers to a game of rock paper scissors, physics, good beer, watching Jeopardy!, sunsets and sunrises, cheesy jokes, watching the bad guy win, British accents, the beach, freestyling over a funky beat, street art, conversing with people who think outside the box, stargazing, laying in bed, hearing old people talk about the good ol’ days, the occasional bong hit, time-lapse photography, more sleep, giving people weird looks as I drive past them, seeing people do good things in the news, history, heartbeats, girls with half-sleeve tats, getting cuts and scrapes, watching the home team lose at the buzzer, the sound effects used in old Looney Tunes cartoons, pasta, PBS, pizza, pronouns, pumpernickle, Picasso, peacenquiet, practicality, and finally alliteration.
There you have it.
Anyways, I’ll try to update my blog whenever I can. I wanna become a better writer and hopefully this will help. If not . . . well, I’m having fun anyways. I’ve always been taught that’s what counts above all.
peace n chicken grease,