Posts Tagged ‘money’


They say money can’t buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.”

It’s a sad fact that money makes the world go ’round. If you don’t want to believe so, please stop reading and go back to watching the Little Mermaid. I don’t mean to interrupt. It controls politics, media, and most importantly relationships. (more…)



I went to the grocery store today and the cashier asked me if I wanted to donate a couple bucks to charity.

I really thought about it for awhile . . . and then realized that I didn’t need to.

After all,  I’ve always been told it’s the thought that counts, right?

You’re welcome Red Cross. Don’t spend it all in one place.

p.s. If my girlfriend is drop-dead gorgeous, does that make me a necrophiliac? Hmmm.