“Where do you get off?” I’m sure you’ve heard that response when someone says something really mean and demeaning to someone else. It’s like saying, “What high horse are you on to talk down to me?” Well, I want to insult a bus driver one day and have him/her say that to me.
Me: “Hey dude, you really smell.”
Bus driver: “WHAT?! Where do you get off —”
Me: “Right here!”
Then I would step off the bus and walk away smiling. This is one of my missions in life.