man rules

Posted: February 16, 2009 in peek shores!!?
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disclaimer: I was pretty drunk & tired when I drew this so you’ll have to excuse how disproportionate everything is.

  1. Susi Spice says:

    Wise words my Ottomann the consequences are one of two:

    1) He could assume you are trying to pick him up and want to punch you in the face
    2) he could assume you are trying to pick him up and want to kiss you and make sweet love to you right there and then!

    as a woman i try to eat a banana everyday……….. for the health benefits of course. Particularly a nice thick firm banana that is bigger than medium size….but not large i can never finish a large one.. and a small one just wont suffice..the hunger. 😉

    so mr where am i on your awesome pages OR where is that blogroll u promised me huh? 😛

  2. Bunk Strutts says:

    Bunk’s Corollary to MR392: Never notice another man eating a banana.

  3. krkbaker says:

    OMG, that is funny on so many different levels. I literally choked on breakfast. kim

  4. S. Le says:

    Two banana posts in a row. Are you becoming banana obsessed? Thought of some other comments but they were pretty much covered by Susi Spice.

  5. Joy says:

    LMAO!!! This is hilarious.

  6. mynooch says:

    So true.. if you make eye contact.. well just put on your rainbow feather boa sir.. Your in the parade.. oh and Susi.. That’s too bad you can’t handle a large banana..

  7. whatigotsofar says:

    Does this rule also apply to other phallic foods? Like popsicles, sausages and peculiar shaped turnips.

  8. Doraz says:

    I love it! Got a smile out of me! Have a great week!

  9. Annie says:


  10. aidencaulfield says:

    That’s a ba-no-no, fo sho…

  11. Susi Spice says:

    haha i can handle a big banana… im just saying that too big isnt necessarily too satisfying…. thats all for now in the world of fruit… haha

  12. mynooch says:

    For some reason the Lionel Richie song “All Night Long” comes to mind Susi 😉

  13. Michael says:

    That’s awesome. Good rule to live by.

  14. leakelley says:

    I don’t look ANYONE in the eye when I’m eating a banana.

  15. THAT was awesome! Drunk or not!

  16. chloe says:


  17. annieepoetry says:

    Thank you for letting me in on man banana rules. I thought that when two men were together and one of them ate a banana, is was polite to say how good it tastes and then ask the other guy if he wants some. I will stop telling men to do that. Thank you.

  18. Bunk Strutts says:

    anniepoe– Real Men don’t say this, but sometimes we think it loudly: Eeeew.

  19. spamwarrior says:

    Hilarious! Did you do this?

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