times are tough

Posted: January 19, 2009 in yokes
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I’m a mattress store owner.

But because of the struggling economy,

I had to shut it down.

So I turned the store into a motel.

Easy transition you know?

  1. ladycool says:

    LOL with todays economy, mattress stores may have to do just that.

  2. pinnythewu says:

    Great place for orgys I reckon.

  3. V says:

    pinnythewu took the thought right out of my head! Video cameras and orgies, abound!!! hahaha

  4. sweetiegirlz says:

    I’ll take the memory foam pillowtop for the night please. You know the one that’s 3000 dollars!

  5. amandagibbs says:

    I mean why not, so many different options to choose from, its safe, warm, secure and alot cheaper than those infested motels/hotels with the stain guarded sheets that feel like sandpaper!

  6. annieepoetry says:

    I would like to book a bed. I would prefer two beds. Mustard will be with me. He does not bite. He will not bother you or your guests. Please let me know if you have two open beds I can book.

    I plan to write on your lovely beds and I am afraid I will forget what I want to write (I want to do some laying down too) so please respond asap.

  7. B' says:

    same as pinny up there said, really wouldn’t expect any more of it.

  8. Run DMT says:

    LOL That’s good!

  9. mynooch says:

    Why not a Brothel..? make some real $$!

  10. Wynn says:

    Oh it’s like a giant pyjama sleepover!! I’m in!

  11. 00whatsarahsaid00 says:

    looks a lot like a hostel I almost stayed at in Italy…lol

  12. leakelley says:

    Yo! Where’s the mints on the pillows?
    Um… and where’s the bathroom?

  13. cherrykillsme says:

    hehe, I like the thought of that.

  14. kacook says:

    🙂 that’s a good one.

  15. Funny stuff. Can I have my own room, please? I’m a little gassy tonight.

  16. Doraz says:

    Actually, you are pretty clever! I can see people lining up now! Everyone can chip in some $ and you can order pizza and beer! Things should really rock then! Nice blog! Come visit when you can! Hope 2009 being kind!

  17. gigidiaz says:

    That’s what I’m talking about!! Accept that some stuff is out of your control and make it so that, when changes happen, you turn them into something good for you even if they come from something bad.

    Even more clever is to turn your motel into one of those cool swinging clubs… there are some blooming businesses in this industry!! =0)

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