slappy new year!

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a dog. As I’ve stated on this blog many a times, I’m an introvert. And as such, making a ton of new friends isn’t too high on my priority list. It’s right below getting [...]

bad cheese

Alright, I was a bit too serious for my own good yesterday so I’m back with my usual cheesiness. Did I mention I just started a new diet? The first thing I did was eliminate all the temptations from around me. Everything. The cake from my fridge, the candy from my drawers. I even deleted [...]