Women are from Venus, men are from Earth.

for richer or . . . wait, what?!

“They say money can’t buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.” It’s a sad fact that money makes the world go ’round. If you don’t want to believe so, please stop reading and go back to watching the Little Mermaid. I don’t mean to interrupt. It controls politics, [...]

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Recently, I learned something about the opposite sex . . . or so I think. Girlfriend: My butt is getting huge. I feel like I should lose weight. Me: There’s a new gym that just opened down the street; they prbly have some great membership deals right now. Check it out! Wrong. Immediately she thinks [...]