Hang around me long enough, and you’ll slowly start to find out that the universe is conspiring against me. I’m not really sure what I did to piss it off, but universe, if you’re listening: I’m sorry. You can stop picking on me now. Thanks. If my life was ever made into a movie, it [...]
Posts Tagged ‘my dog for president’
parking spots and tater tots
Posted: August 16, 2009 in r-flection!#Tags: cars, cats suck, george clooney, hummers suck, i love gravy, life, murphy's law, my dog for president, parking lot, thanksgiving
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bad day
Posted: February 11, 2009 in peek shores!!?Tags: bodywash, gorilla, life, my dog for president, unlucky
