It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a dog. As I’ve stated on this blog many a times, I’m an introvert. And as such, making a ton of new friends isn’t too high on my priority list. It’s right below getting [...]
Posts Tagged ‘gravy’
slappy new year!
Posted: January 1, 2010 in r-flection!#Tags: chili cheese dogs are delicious, couch, doctor, dogs, gravy, have you seen my keys.com, heath, hookers, introverts, jane austen, life, people suck, perverts, physics, random, swine flu, underwear
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ukraine girls really knock me out
Posted: September 27, 2009 in yokesTags: birthday, coupons, dogs are awesome, environment, gravy, life, medicine, my dog rules, sick
Recently for my birthday, a friend gave me the gift of coupons. A small book chock full of rebates, all ready to be clipped along the dotted lines. But instead of 50% off steak entrees and two-for-one car washes, all the coupons were limited to one particular store — a local pharmacy. My friend decided [...]
in yo face!!!
Posted: February 6, 2009 in yokesTags: cleveland, doctors, face, gravy, potato, surgery, transplant
A woman in Cleveland recently underwent a groundbreaking new surgery. She was the first person ever in the United States to receive a face transplant. That’s right, a face transplant. New nose, lips, everything. Doctors are pleased with the results and say she’s expected to make a full recovery. In a related story, the woman [...]
