Posts Tagged ‘economy’

“They say money can’t buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.” It’s a sad fact that money makes the world go ’round. If you don’t want to believe so, please stop reading and go back to watching the Little Mermaid. I don’t mean to interrupt. It controls politics, [...]

Recently, a woman in southern California gave birth to octuplets. That’s right. Eight babies at once. Due to the struggling economy, three of the babies have already filed for unemployment.

I’m a mattress store owner. But because of the struggling economy, I had to shut it down. So I turned the store into a motel. Easy transition you know?